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January 1, Kevin Hart’s Ill-Fated Dare Lands Him in a Wheelchair
Kevin Hart, in a recent turn of events, disclosed the audacious dare that has bound him to a wheelchair for the upcoming 6-8 weeks.
Addressing his fans through a social media video on Wednesday, the celebrated comedian candidly remarked, “Guys, I blew all my sh*t!”
He went on to describe his injuries: “Tore my lower abdomen, my abductors are torn — I don’t even know what that is, but I tore ’em. … I can’t walk!”
Never one to miss out on a comedic beat, Hart took a light-hearted jab at his own predicament, maneuvering his wheelchair for emphasis and attributing his current state to the inevitable march of time.
The dare? A speed competition with retired New England Patriots player Stevan Ridley to determine the swifter sprinter.
“I tried to jump out there and do some young stuff … and I was told to sit my ass down,” shared Hart.
Although he conceded Ridley’s superior speed in their spontaneous 40-yard dash, the challenge left Hart ruminating over the reasons for such a contest.
“What are we competing for at this age? What am I doing?”
He amusingly remarked, “Why did I even race? Stupidest shit ever! Now I can’t walk…”
Offering some wisdom alongside his humor, Hart used the video as a platform to caution those north of 40 about the significance of honoring their age.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the age 40 is real,” he stated emphatically.
“Respect that age or that age will make you respect it.”
Seemingly regretful, he mused, “I was just forced to respect it,” before amusingly dubbing himself, “I’ve got to be the stupidest man alive…”
Reacting to Hart’s video, Ridley couldn’t help but chime in, jesting about another athlete’s prowess at an advanced age: “I SAW @TOMBRADY DO IT AT YOUR AGE SO I FIGURED YOU HAD THE JOICE TOO BIG BRO!”
Ridley’s jovial comment continued, “MY BAD @KEVINHARTFOREAL! HEAL UP AND PEEKP MAKING US ALL LAUGH!”
Additionally, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, known for his comical camaraderie with Hart, offered his own humorous spin on the situation.
“I tore my adductor off my pelvis during a wrestling match. True story. You’ll be fine. You’ll grow a 3rd ball but you’ll be fine 😂 Heal up.”
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