April 10, 2021

Goodbye, Prince Philip

Happy Saturday, Americans!

Queen Elizabeth’s husband Prince Philip peacefully passed away on Friday. The Duke of Edinburgh and the Queen spent 73 years in the arms of each other.  He was 99.

La Soufriere volcano has begun erupting as thousands of people were forced to evacuate. The Caribbean island is now overwhelmed with ashes as it reaches over five miles high and over 49 miles span across the region.

New studies show that with higher rates of cardiovascular disease and obesity among men during their younger years, the higher the probability rates of heart failure and stroke before they turned 40. Please do more exercise.

Elon Musk’s brain-machine interface company Neuralink recently shared a video showing a macaque monkey playing a video game. Using a brain chip, the monkey was playing the video game in his mind. Awesome!

A week after his overdose incident, DMX already laid to rest. The singer-rapper had no brain function since he was brought to the hospital and his organs began to fail on Thursday. Rest in peace, DMX.

About four out of 10 Americans wish that Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson would run for the US presidency. Johnson even admitted that he was considering seeking political office. Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

Take care,

Fraser Dixon


April 4, 2021

President Alberto Fernandez of Argentina tests positive for COVID-19

Happy Easter, America!

Argentinian President Alberto Fernandez tested positive for COVID-19. He contracted the virus even after receiving two doses of Russia’s Sputnik V vaccine early this year. What’s the efficacy rate of Sputnik’s vaccine again? 

While the pandemic still looms across the world, it still did not stop Christians from celebrating Easter as they commemorate the resurrection of Christ Jesus. People were already accustomed to going to churches amid the COVID-19 precautionary measures in place.

More than 500 million Facebook users’ information had been discovered on a website, readily made available for hackers. According to a publication, the website contains data from 106 countries. Facebook is continuously beefing up its efforts to protect user data.

Amazon admitted in an apologetic statement on Friday that their company drivers, in some instances, have to urinate in water bottles just so they could continue to deliver their work on time. Jeff Bezos, please do something about this.

Did you know that 4 out of 10 Americans feel like they don’t even recognize their physical selves anymore? This is brought about by the stress caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. Is there something we can do to regain their old, better selves?

After suffering from a heart attack, rapper DMX is now recovering at the hospital. He’s now breathing on his own with no life support, but still under serious monitoring. Get well soon, DMX.

Stay healthy,

Fraser Dixon


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