January 1, Canada’s Hilarious Rage Over USA Hockey Gold

Wyatt’s Take

• Team USA snagged hockey gold from Canada.
• Americans fire off brutal memes mocking the loss.
• Up north neighbors seethe in epic fashion.

Our boys brought home the gold in hockey. Folks here are having a field day trolling the sore losers.

Canada has become so spiritually Indian they’re threatening to hit us with Semi-trucks

— homans top guy (@passcoderonald) February 22, 2026

Translation: “Gahhhh we have a generational hockey team but choked away gold”

— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) February 22, 2026

When George Washington invented hockey in 1776. This is the kind of day he envisioned.

— 𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 (@PistolRick) February 22, 2026

“Basically, if the US had not won, we totally would have.”

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 23, 2026

BREAKING: Canada awarded gold medal after receiving two late mail-in goals at 3:00am

— Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) February 23, 2026

Canadians call us unsportsmanlike for rubbing in the gold medal a little. Didn’t a whole stadium of them just boo our national anthem at the Ottawa game? 🤔

— Retard Translator ™ (@CaptainMorganTN) February 23, 2026

Nothing says victory like American grit owning the ice. Tell your neighbors to check these gems and wave Old Glory high.

More laughs from Team USA’s big win

Wyatt Matters

Patriotic wins like this fire up everyday folks who cherish hard-fought triumphs and good-hearted ribbing.