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January 1, Canada’s Hilarious Rage Over USA Hockey Gold

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  • Team USA snagged hockey gold from Canada.
  • Americans fire off brutal memes mocking the loss.
  • Up north neighbors seethe in epic fashion.

Our boys brought home the gold in hockey. Folks here are having a field day trolling the sore losers.

Canada has become so spiritually Indian they’re threatening to hit us with Semi-trucks

— homans top guy (@passcoderonald) February 22, 2026

Translation: “Gahhhh we have a generational hockey team but choked away gold”

— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) February 22, 2026

When George Washington invented hockey in 1776. This is the kind of day he envisioned.

— 𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 (@PistolRick) February 22, 2026

“Basically, if the US had not won, we totally would have.”

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 23, 2026

BREAKING: Canada awarded gold medal after receiving two late mail-in goals at 3:00am

— Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) February 23, 2026

Canadians call us unsportsmanlike for rubbing in the gold medal a little. Didn’t a whole stadium of them just boo our national anthem at the Ottawa game? 🤔

— Retard Translator ™ (@CaptainMorganTN) February 23, 2026

Nothing says victory like American grit owning the ice. Tell your neighbors to check these gems and wave Old Glory high.

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Patriotic wins like this fire up everyday folks who cherish hard-fought triumphs and good-hearted ribbing.

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Wyatt Porter is a seasoned writer and constitutional scholar who brings a rugged authenticity and deep-seated patriotism to his work. Born and raised in small-town America, Wyatt grew up on a farm, where he learned the value of hard work and the pride that comes from it. As a conservative voice, he writes with the insight of a historian and the grit of a lifelong laborer, blending logic with a sharp wit. Wyatt’s work captures the struggles and triumphs of everyday Americans, offering readers a fresh perspective grounded in traditional values, individual freedom, and an unwavering love for his country.




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